noseforahtwo:

cephalotodd:

literally the only good het ships are the ones where the guy is absolutely dedicated to the woman and adores and respects her and knows she’s way cooler than he is and that’s why he loves her. and also she tops him regularly

turing-tested:

gallows-alligator:

turing-tested:

oh my god I really am just a human golden retriever

explain

• very excited about consuming things, even non food items, if I can put it in my mouth I can and will
• VERY enthusiastic about meat
• Every Stranger Is My Friend
• a little dumb but my zest for life makes up for it
• known to become sad and even depressed when left alone for long periods of time
• i get so fucking pumped about being taken places by people and lose my got damn mind when I get to be in Public because everything ever is always new and interesting
• blonde

catsuggest:

emmersdrawberry:

catsuggest:

heckyjecky:

catsuggest:

the oppressione never cease

what happened cat?

im was given one (1) treat. only one

Cat u will get chunky if u eat too many

then let me be chunk

pausing-criticalrole:

pausing-criticalrole:

ok but Noir AU for M9?

that goes without saying that those two would be PIs

kiokushitaka:

miadog12:

They really went out there and made a poop dating sim huh..

this is a joke from an anime called late night! the genius bakabon, not an actual poop based dating sim, but that doesn’t stop me from being mildly curious as to which poop i would end up choosing… 💩

madxstitcher:

madxstitcher:

Some tutorials, tips, and pointers I’ve put together this year.

• My Parking Method – Keeping multiple threads ‘in play’ as you stitch.  Useful for large patterns with a lot of confetti.
• Recording Your Embroidery – Keep that camera steady so your viewer can follow what you’re doing.
• Sewing the Edges on Hand-Made Patches – Works best with simple shapes, but can be adapted with practise.
• Various Embroidery Mounts – Differences between hoops, scroll frames, Q-snaps, and stretcher bars, with pros and cons for each.
• Using Variegated Floss – Different ways to use variegated or overdyed floss, and what each method looks like on the fabric.
• Creating Your Own Photo Pattern – Tutorial uses PCStitch, but any software or web app works with this method.
• Adding New Floss Colours to PCStitch – New DMC colours will be coming out next month.  Here’s how to add them to your colour library!
• Framing Your Embroidery in a Hoop – No glue or tape needed.  Keeps your embroidery nice and tight in the hoop for as long as it lives there.
• Marble Dye Method – Hand died fabric made ultra-simple. Just need a bowl and a microwave.  And your dye, of course.
• Gridding Fabric with Pens and Floss/Filament – Two methods for gridding your fabric, with pros and cons for each.
• Using Stretcher Bars with your Embroidery – Stretcher bars are weird and scary.  Learn how to use them without hurting your embroidery.
• Loop Start Method – Who says you can only do a loop start with two strands?  Learn how to do it with three.
• Tent Stitch – Learn what it is, and when you want to use it.
• Railroading and Laying Tools – Keep your stitches looking nice and even, no matter how many strands you’re using.
• Creating Alphabet Charts – Use any font on the internet to create an easily stitchable alphabet chart, in any size you need.
• Repairing Torn Fabric – If you tear your fabric while you’re frogging a section, don’t start over.  Fix it.
• Photographing Glow in the Dark Floss – This one gives a lot of people trouble.  Learn how to cheat your way through with black lights.
• 1 over 1 vs 1 over 2 – What’s the difference and when to use each.
• Different Fabric Types – Differences between Aida, Evenweave, and Hardanger. 
• One-Stranded Loop Start – Yep.  One strand.  Up that start game by getting rid of knots and tangles.
• Frogging a Large Project – Avoid ruining your fabric by accidentally tearing it while ripping out all those stitches.
• Thread Heaven on a Budget – Get the same stuff at supermarket prices.
• Using Metallic Floss – A few tips for making metallic floss suck less.
• Filming Your Embroidery – Want to get started on Twitch or YouTube?  Here’s some technical help.
• Blocking Your Finished Work – Blocking isn’t just for knitters.  Get your finished work wrinkle-free without ever touching an iron.

Updates, my dudes.