randomitemdrop:

socialmediapeasant:

dreamingofbabylon:

scithesuperb:

ativantaliban-deactivated0988:

unclefather:

(Chanting) ancient cheese with a deadly disease ancient cheese with a deadly disease ancient c

CAN WE STILL EAT THE FUCKING BOG BUTTER?

Fellas we’ve got ourselves 2 outta 3 ingredience for a legendary Grilled Cheese

Grilled cheese!!!!

Item: grilled cheese sandwich assembled from ancient ingredients. Eat it, then roll d20:

1-10: Poison and Nauseating

11-16: gross; deals 2 Constitution damage

17-19: delicious; nourishes as a large meal

20: summons a forgotten god of the table, who blesses all provisions currently in the party’s inventory as the spell Goodberry, with the food taking on a radiant glow as each morsel provides nourishment as a large meal and cures 1 point of damage when eaten, subject to a maximum of 8 points of such curing in any 24-hour period.

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