found a weird bottle with a skull and crossbones on it. can’t wait to drink this very cool Pirate Juice.
the label’s worn down but I’m pretty sure the P stands for “pirate”
Item: Very Cool Pirate Juice; anyone who drinks it could get a cool peg-leg, hook-hand, or eyepatch! Roll d10:
1-6: temporarily causes a speech impediment in which the character over-emphasizes their rhotics for 2d4 hours
7: Neurological damage and gangrene causes a hand to wither and fall off
8: Neurological damage and gangrene causes a foot to wither and fall off
10: Permanently blind in one eye
[Image Description: a stock photo with visible watermarking of a brown glass bottle bearing a skull and crossbones label and the word “poison.” Every letter after the “P” has been blurred, but not so much that the label can’t be clearly read. End ID.]