non-latine people: PINEAPPLE ON PIZZA!!! DISGUSTED!! BLOCKED!!! STOP!!! WE MUST OPPRESS THEM!!!
meanwhile, in latinoamerica:
sweetie;, you don’t wanna get started on brazilian pizza
Hey Brazil, do you take constructive criticism
You all be jealous cause we are creative and came up with chocolate pizza
Maria I love you but WHY?????????
1) chocolate pizza is GOOD. REALLY GOOD. All sorts of chocolate pizza. Really you will be blessed if you one day try it.
2) if we can put 2 bizarre foods together we will JUST CAUSE WE CAN. Specially if it makes someone mad. In Brazil there are no rules.
3) but that shit is a “recent” trend that has been slowing down. I think it’s a mix of our “all you can eat/try all the flavors” pizza restaurant culture with our bizarre interests and ridiculous sense of humor. Those are not common pizzas, they are weird even to us. The chocolate one is common though.
Brazil is not for beginners, not even our food is.
Dama Cherepaha 