I just broke a snail’s shell unintentionally at work. Idk what to do, the poor thing is still moving
I moved it near the bushes inside the garden… What was that stupid asshole thinking?? Just chilling at the entrance of the damn thing ffs now it’s dying URGH idk what do to
Okay this place has tons of empty shells, imma just find one for this snail
A couple just saw me questing through the bushes and asked me if I needed help finding whatever I lost. I didn’t tell them about the snail, they’d think I’m a fucking monster omg I might have killed a snail
THERE ARE ANTS ATTACKING HIM WTF HE’S NOT DEAD YET YOU FUCKING VULTURES
Okay I found it a similar shell and I chased the ants away with a leaf
Guys, he’s not taking the new shell. He’s not moving houses, this doesn’t look good
I just googled “can snails change shells” and it’s not looking good for my snail
Then why the fuck are there so many empty shells everywhere wtf
Okay apparently these empty shells belonged to snails who didn’t survive predators… Of course my snail is not taking this murder house ffs
Hdjskakahaggheiie OMG GUYS IT’S HAPPENING
LOOK AT MY BOY CHANGING HOUSES LIKE A BOSS
Okay Imma name him Shelly guys. Such a good snail my Shelly
Update: Shelly seems to be fully moved in, and is currently driving his new trailer over his old burnt out house. Riveting
Here’s a visual
I’m going to have to leave work soon and I won’t be here to fend the ants off of Shelly… Why can’t he move faster??
Okay I moved him, out of reach of those tiny hienas
Dama Cherepaha 