my terrible daughter, cleaning her nine inch talons
I’ve spoken In Depth about Pangur’s sins as of late, but Grim? Grim is overflowing with sin! Grim is pain, Grim is death!
here’s one: I often wake, dead of night, with Grim pawing (or rather, scratching, those talons are ALWAYS in use) my pillow bc Grim wants an arm extended out from the duvet, upon which she can lay her plump body & fall asleep nestled against me.
trouble is: it’s cold. my arm gets cold. I CANNOT sleep with a HORRIBLE ICY ARM. the cat does NOT give off enough heat to negate the ICE.
so what happens is I’m pulled from wonderful sleep, cuddle Grim for like 5 minutes or w/e, and then withdraw into the warm turtle shell of my duvet
but. but. the pawing (the scratching) then starts up again.. and the longer I ignore her, the angrier she gets? so she’s huffing & tearing up my pillow & duvet & MRRRRRRRRRRRARRRAAAAaaing & I’m just trying to sleep in quiet warmth without the attention of this small yandere titan, but it does. not. cease. leaving me wide awake and in deep misery.