“You are without a doubt the worst succubus ever.”
“I don’t think it went that badly.”
“You were supposed to steal her soul and she sold you real estate.”
“It has an amazing kitchen.”
“You don’t eat!”
“I’ve been meaning to start.”
“It says here you’ve been out on assignment six times in the past month – is that correct?”
“Yeah, sounds about right.”
“According to your return audits, these assignations have variously yielded a coffee mug, a pair of shoes, three denim vests and a Star Wars poster.“
“A vintage Star Wars poster.”
“Agent, you’re aware that the idea is to bring back the target’s soul, yes?”
“I’m wearing her down.”
“At the moment you seem to be wearing her shirt.”
“She’s a tricky one.”
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