I need a word that encompasses ‘maybe touched’, ‘profoundly weirded out’ and ‘…oh’.
And gleeful as fuck. For truly, the internet is for porn.
WAIT
…….fuck it. I wonder what the pornhub pay out is like compared to patreon.
Who knew writing erotica on pornhub could be a legitimate career 😂😂😂
Pornhub is there when life gets hard and when you get fucked (by tumblr).
Dont tempt me, holy fuck
Alright monsterfuckers, I’m trying it out! Come join me!
You know what I just might
Seriously debating this
I……. I didn’t realize this was an option and for the life of me I am almost tempted
yo, hey friends, I am now solar_cat over on the PH community, hmu if you wanna be friends over there!
I have to say, looking at the account settings and such so far, it seems like they actually have pretty good privacy options and so on. Gotta get some friends before I can see how the personal feed works and so on, but… not bad, so far! (and I guess it keeps me from browsing it at work, lol!)
SMALL WARNING: you will want to visit your own profile; seems like PornHub will auto-assign you a header image so you may have a profile that just has like, pussy. Right there. Which is what happened to me, and which I have just changed (you can use their stock images or upload your own). JUST A HEAD’S UP! XD
OKAY SO. Thus far I have discovered that PH Community’s feed has a 20,000 character limit for text posts, and a slightly limited emoji library (not terribly important, but good to know). However, it WILL let you post text (and has basic text editing functions built in so you don’t have to write your own HTML), pics, gifs, and video. There’s a “Community Feed” that seems to be the default view, which is, predictably, entirely porn. However, the “My Feed” section gives you only the users/communities you subscribe to, and will actually even let you filter that further (which I would try if I didn’t only have 1 subscription currently; as is I wouldn’t be able to tell the difference).
I… I… I just can’t believe that PornHub has presented itself as a legitimate replacement for a certain segment of the Tumblr community.
This is just so bizarre. So epic.
And, somehow, so right.
i find myself wishing i was an erotica writer, not just an adventure writer who doesn’t censor the sex scenes much. i don’t think pornhub would be a good place for me to promo books that have maybe 2 pages of not-very-explicit sex in a 200 page book. but it looks so… so cozy over there…
men in greek mythology? scoundrels. just terrible. woeful social skills. murderers. kidnappers. violent misogynists. most of them… never described as handsome so we have to assume they were ugly.
narcissus? unproblematic. beacon of transformative self love. king of the swerve. gay icon. couldn’t recognize his reflection but neither can my dog, we aren’t holding that against him.
Narcissus wrote this
I refuse to believe Narcissus could read.
i’ve been thinking about this response for the better part of 2 hours and it hasn’t gotten less hysterically funny to me
#modern narcissus isn’t on instagram becuase he couldn’t agree to the terms of service
all you young anime fans with your attack on titans and your maid dragons will never know the sheer hell of the time The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya went in to a time loop story arc and made the same episode 8 times and broadcast that same episode 8 weeks in a row
they didn’t just air the same episode eight times
they made the same episode 8 times in slightly different ways
different camera angles, different shots, different outfits
eight times
eight weeks
the same episode
this is a bit of anime history that i’ve never heard before but sounds horrendous.
now that having basically any image in your posts places you at risk of getting flagged for “sensitive content” by the new algorithms, we’re just going have to start posting our reaction images in text format
Lesbians are so good at pointing out romantic chemistry between women on TV but in real life it takes 3 years of friendship and an entire peer reviewed scientific paper to convince us that a girl might like us back.
Brock is one of the few and perfect examples of an actual gentlemen like yeah he’d hit on literally every girl he’d meet but would also only shower them with affection and compliments. He never falls into the tired “token pervert/borderline sexual assaulter” anime trope and despite being hella flirty, treats the women he’s interested with nothing but respect and compassion.
Truly the only straight anime boy ill ever stan
Also when in Sinnoh, there was a young maid who was interested in Brock and did a lot of things to get his attention but since she wasn’t old enough he didn’t even consider trying to flirt with her!!!
Remember that one movie where Brock busted out the most genuinely wholesome one-liner of all time?
Dama Cherepaha 