masonicbeheadingritual:

shen-ancalhar:

seashellronan:

grown ass men are out here not eating fruit or vegetables or washing their face and having a list of things women must do to be attractive to them and thus gain their respect like grow the fuck up and eat a carrot literally no woman needs you

“No woman needs you” said the future cat lady lol

Newsflash. No man needs a bitch telling him to eat rabbit food and nagging him constantly.

I cannot wait to see feminism burn itself out.

u gonna die of scurvy in the name of antifeminism

thoodleoo:

thoodleoo:

thoodleoo:

there are a lot of weird kinky stories in ancient greek mythology but can you imagine how fucking weird it would be if you walked into pygmalion’s workshop to commission some art and found him hardcore making out with some statue like a hipster in a museum

#legitimately having to stop people from making out with statues is one of the most exasperating things about my job #like guys #please #I know you want to be edgy and take instagram selfies – but it’s a museum and a historical object and the lighting is terrible anyway #and most importantly it’s a museum #I will kick you out myself #and rest assured #I will tell everyone about it #yes I did walk in on someone making out with a bust of Queen Victoria (not even like an artsy peck they were *going for it*) #and it has slightly traumatised me for life #….. this isn’t a post about that (x)

@villierscy this wasn’t originally a post about that but now it is PLEASE share more about the freak mashing mouths with queen victoria

lingerie-and-powerplay:

Gimme a boy who

Gently curls up on the couch next to me while I’m reading in front of the fire. Who asks with his eyes if it’s okay for him to rest his head in my lap. Who lets out a soft sigh, and softly closes his eyes as he gets comfortable, happy just to be close. Whose hair is soft as I run my hands though it, humming gently.

queenieeegoldstein:

queenieeegoldstein:

apparently my boss who is a professor at my school doesn’t have a cell phone and his coworkers were upset by this so they bought him a childs toy phone and labeled it “David’s jitterbug” (for those of you that don’t know jitterbugs are phones made for old people that have like massive buttons and shit) so the other day I walked into his office to ask him a question and he pressed a button on it which made it start loudly playing the ABCs and he said “excuse me I have to take this” and then started singing along to the ABCs while shooing me out of his office

this is the phone. he apparently was in the middle of a meeting with the department the other day and got annoyed so he pressed a button, said “I have to take this” and left

sorairo-deizu:

valiantlyrainybouquet:

tinysaurus-rex:

saffarren:

dinnermess:

hiyokoifish:

thered498cp:

celticpyro:

vividroute:

jurvektheblogsmer:

NooOOO

Those appear to be bird tracks rather than bunny tracks! Ergo, it was a bird hopping and then taking off, not a bunny getting taken away!

oh my god thank you phoenix wright

yeah those aren’t bunny tracks.

Forgive my sceptism, but why would a bird with a supposedly wide wingspan hop around in the snow in the first place when tree branches would suffice in the beginning?

Feel free to explain that.

I’ll be real I don’t know much about Phoenix Wright. But! I do know a lot about birds.

The mighty ptarmagin! Practically a feathered rabbit, these magnificent creatures are built for the snow.

Look at those boots! Wonderfully feathered. They spend most of their time as little snow lumps.

In fact, they’re very well known for the above phenomenon.

These ptarmagin trails are a pretty common sight!

Reblog for the little snow lumps ✨

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