gallusrostromegalus:

jumpingjacktrash:

thischick25:

k25ff:

the-real-seebs:

jumpingjacktrash:

molly is the champion of purring

i always tell people that it’s an actual problem that we can be watching TV and then someone makes eye contact with molly and we can no longer hear the dialogue, we have to read the subtitles.

and they think we are exaggerating, but a friend came to visit and discovered that, no, that actually happens.

Loud Girl

She sounds like she’s pretending to be a motorcycle!

she can do this for HOURS, by the way. you don’t have to be petting her. i lie down next to her and start reading, and off she goes. ❤

Cripes, that’s the sound the COUGARS make up at the wildlife rescue.

wonderytho:

MeIRL

Source: wonderytho

inthearmsofathief:

thyrell:

thathighclassbitch:

IT JUST HIT ME THAT THIS IS ABOUT BEING TRANS

I REBLOGGED IT THINKING IT WAS A MEME ABOUT BEING SHIRTLESS IN VIDEO GAMES

I just thought it was bout a dude who loved bein shirtless so much he bribed the government to look the other way

I mean in a way you’re right.

Source: mantimecomic

captain-avalance:

theponderingponds:

conorayne:

josiephone:

alwaysactually:

lusilly:

some muggleborn like “i want to be an astronaut when i grow up!”

wizard kids like “wtf is an astronaut”

“oh you know…the people who go to the moon”

#wizard kids like #hahhahaha #you cant GO to the moon #its not a PLACE #muggleborn like….. d o. y ou.. h ave sc ience… at this scho ol..

implying that magical children would know literally nothing outside of the wizarding world

and he was supposed to be the expert

somecutething:

A gentle old man 👴🏼

onlyblackgirl:

fallenangelfish:

showerthoughtsofficial:

No one has seen you look worse than the gas station closest to your house.

this is UPS driver erasure

I’ve never seen a UPS person. They toss those packages from the highway. Don’t even stop.

bygwydd:

The fact that I am “not a vampire” and have to “go back to work tomorrow” is hitting pretty hard right about now.

thedinosaurprince:

Salem in Sabrina should have been voiced by John Mulaney

pangur-and-grim:

pangur-and-grim:

pangur-and-grim:

pangur-and-grim:

reblog if you think she’s Beautiful

Pangur thanks you all for the Support

hello friend, Pangur has laid a curse on you: from now on your toenails will grow at 4x their natural speed

Source: pangur-and-grim

It’s super cute that you assume no guy would want to be dommed by you. Your husband is a very lucky man to have you in his life and you aren’t any less wonderful for the fact that you’re a domme. Being dominant is a fantastic way to express yourself. Keep being awesome, Temmers!

arufido:

tangslewdhut:

bloobloop:

temixart:

i was gonna respond with a comic doodle

one panel, me and a guy make googly eyes

two panel: his thought bubble of kissing

three panel: my thought bubble with pegging and chastity cages and a toothbrush and extra silk panty hose and his spreader bar is hooked to the head of the bed so he has to watch it all happen

except im waaaay too high to draw it

@temixart ;D dont ban me from your house kbye

@bloobloop @temixart Subby guys don’t exactly have cleaner thoughts!

All those good girls wanting vanilla dates like walking the dog.
If only they knew I wanted to be the dog…

So what if…MUTUAL INTEREST :D?

I couldn’t resist.