Description: In August of 2002, in the Dowa district of Malawi, an unknown predator attacked 18 people and killed one. When big game hunters could not track the beast, tribesman used magic and traditional means to find it. The creature was killed and declared to be a hyena, but bigger with boar fur on parts of its body.
Aries: A pair of reverse-bladed katana, the otherworldly metal glows green in the candlelight.
Taurus: A ceremonial knife made from the jawbone of a she-wolf. Must save some for mother. Always save some for mother.
Gemini: A decorative kite shield worked into the wearers armor. The apex of the shield comes to a trio of deadly, blunted edges resembling a lions claw.
Cancer: A long whip of braided metal terminating in a wickedly frayed tip. The only thing worse than a sinner is a traitor.
Leo: A harpoon made from jet black metal. Its user unmoving, poised to hurl the spear at some long vanished foe.
Virgo: An ornate rapier, the hilt conceals an ingenious mechanism and a length of spring-loaded silver wire.
Libra: Long metal hammers tipped with a spearhead. Can be braced at the shoulder as a lance, or wheeled above the head to strike with even greater force.
Scorpio: A weapon that resembles a pickaxe haphazardly plated with silver, because that’s exactly what it is. The tool of an illegal and frankly unsavory profession.
Ophiuchus: A heavy, but unassuming sword. An expert would know that it has been forged to kill something very, very specific.
Sagittarius: A gun.
Capricorn: A pair of blocky metal hammers embossed with heavy, checkered faces. Weapons made for bashing armor and bone out of shape. Weapons wielded by someone who really hates shields.
Aquarius: A weapon born of hubris. Far too large for any one man to carry. Countless weapons, pieces of armor, entire corpses smelted together into a hellish greatsword.
Pisces: Simple hooked daggers that double as climbing bracers. Walls mean nothing to those who can scale them.
Ooh, I know someone with an occupied uterus who would appreciate these! They’re actually really cute!
from now on the only gender is goth
this video has 10,000 notes on tumblr but 1,600 dislikes on youtube. C’mon people! if you love this concept show Celine some love because otherwise her marketing team will think this idea was a failure
Seriously, like this video. She’s got like 900 likes and over 2000 dislikes and the comments are fucked up. She deserves some love. And honestly, if it means I can find cute shorts that are longer than an inch below the crotch for my daughter, I’ll be ecstatic
This is a gender neutral fashion line for kids, and it’s honestly pretty awesome. It’s expensive (as celebrity fashion lines tend to be) but there’s a lot of grey, black, and soft yellow and patterns that I would wear myself tbh.
Boys being so desperate to touch you, especially when they are actually already touching you with their hands or mouth or whatever is up there with God’s Greatest Hits of Life…..like, when they furrow their brow in a combo of frustration and desperation…..when they grab handfuls of you tightly and make unsatisfied moans because they can’t get enough of you even though you’re right there…the desperation not even subsiding when they get what they want…that’s desire babey….
Boys being so desperate to touch you, especially when they are actually already touching you with their hands or mouth or whatever is up there with God’s Greatest Hits of Life…..like, when they furrow their brow in a combo of frustration and desperation…..when they grab handfuls of you tightly and make unsatisfied moans because they can’t get enough of you even though you’re right there…the desperation not even subsiding when they get what they want…that’s desire babey….
Dama Cherepaha 