John Mulaney Wins Outstanding Writing for a Variety Special for John Mulaney: Kid Gorgeous at Radio City
I’m screaming I love them so much
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“Casually horny” is such a good theme tbh
Idly blowing someone while watching a movie or playing games like it’s no big deal
Just quickly putting work on hold to have a quick, messy ride and then getting back to work
Waking up and making coffee with morning wood poking out for everybody to see
Say hello to my Eeveelution frozen cocktail menu!
Eevee: cake vodka, Kahlua, Bailey’s, chocolate eclair ice cream bar, chocolate syrup
Vaporeon: rum, Malibu, blue curacao, pineapple juice, Sprite
Jolteon: tequila, red bull, margarita mix, lemon juice, Sprite, salt on the rim
Flareon: fireball whiskey, peach schnapps, iced tea, lemonade, dash of strawberry syrup (for color)
Espeon: strawberry vodka, Hpnotiq Harmonie, Chambord, cranberry juice, Sprite
Umbreon: bourbon, coke, lemon juice, orange juice
Glaceon: rum, blue curacao, peppermint schnapps, lemonade, soda water, sugar on the rim
Leafeon: tequila, peach schnapps, lime juice, ginger ale, mint, honey and a drop of chocolate syrup for decoration
Sylveon: cake vodka, strawberry vodka, Bailey’s, strawberry shortcake ice cream bar, cream, strawberry syrupfucking oh god
FUCK I WANT
Literally the cutest thing ever lmao
liam gifts travis a real life belt of dwarvenkind // episode 115
If someone took me on a Groupon date, I would fall in love.
Groupon is so underrated.
October,
IT’S HERE!
What it’s like experiencing the beginning of fall on tumblr.
EDIT: I know it’s supposed to be “1st”, I just did a dumb. ;3
Limits of the Human Body
Body Heat = 107.6 F
Cold Water = 40 F
Hot Air = 300 F
High Altitude = 15,000 ft
Starvation = 45 days
Diving Depth = 282 ft
Lack of Oxygen = 11 minutes
Blood Loss = 40%
Dehydration = 7 days


