daeranilen:

real-pcys:

real-pcys:

hot take: moms need to learn how to listen to and comfort their daughters without making everything about their own traumas

a classic example

daughter: hey this thing you do bothers me very much and i wish you wouldn’t do it

mom: well my parents abused me and im not even as bad as they were and i had to sit through it so you gotta sit through whatever i do to you too

a common variant

mom: well i’m having a really hard time right now and you know that i’m doing my best and that i didn’t mean to hurt you ergo you are in fact the asshole for asking me to consider your feelings and change my behavior during this hard hard time i’m having

shock:

shock:

people complaining about a superhero movie being cheesy and fun and stupid are like the worst people on earth you’re really going to try and tell me that all the zero-fun zero-color “superhero” movies are better than, say, daredevil the original movie because i have that shit on DVD still. it perfectly represented what superhero movies are all about, which is people running around in flashy costumes doing somersaults and being funny on accident

stop like, sucking quentin tarantino’s or whoever other lame idiot boring director’s dick or whatever and look up at the glorious reality that is jim carrey in bright spandex playing the riddler and go get some real fucking taste and a sense of humor that has nothing to do with being edgy and killing women brutally on-screen because i know you may be maladjusted but i promise the dark knight and all the other forgettable edgy reboots were really not that good and did not warrant like six of them being made. go back to what really matters. nic cage as ghost rider.

vats3:

klavierr:

klavierr:

Mgs dudebro fans being pissed at David Hayter for being a leftist is so fucking shortsighted I can’t imagine how you can even like a series with such a severe anti-war anti-millitary message while also Doing That

“solid snakes voice actor is an sjw” is an actual sentence I just read in a twitch chat, what year is it

“Solid snake is a sjw”- liquid snake, metal gear soild 4

owlmylove:

crocsuckersanonymous:

owlmylove:

it’s officially impossible for me to fall in love bc last night at a party drunk-me remembered that sober-me had thrown 3 funsize kitkats into my bag with the explicit thought “drunk-me is going to be so excited when she finds these” and i don’t think any other person is gonna be able to love me like that

but what did drunk you ever do for sober you

one time i blacked out and woke up to find 13 full sized rolls of ritz crackers in my bag bc drunk me is also an ideal provider