*mean girls gif*
*mean girls gif*
*mean girls gif*
ON THIS DAY TWO CHILDREN BURNED THEIR HOUSE DOWN AND JOINED THE MILITARY SO THEY COULD BULLY GOD INTO GIVING THEM THEIR BODIES BACK
*mean girls gif*
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anon:
i hate when its night time we’re supposed to go to bed…. like did u not realize that 1am-5am are the funnest times to be awake? why is it weird to sleep during the daytime nd do things at night? vampire rights!
im so glad yall are done talking about that white twink from detroit
his name is eminem
Michael Bay: we can’t use the 1980′s G1 designs for live-action, it will look dumb and terrible, it could never work
Travis Knight: lmao here Mikey hold my beer
Travis Knight: you can hold my director megaphone too if you wanna (lol jk)
Michael Bay: …but the batteries are dead?
Travis Knight: just like your transformers career
Broke: Thor doesn’t understand memes
Woke: No one understands Thor’s antique, spicy asgardian memes
This of course brings up the question of what exactly asgardian memes would be, any ideas lads?
Imma just go ahead and say the tragedy of Loki of asgard is a huge meme at this point
heimdall watches you fap
- [pointing at any group of 3 anythings] the warriors three
- along the same lines pointing at any green animal “loki??”
- if you’re straight you can’t cross the bifrost
- if an uncomfortable conversation occurs you suddenly have to go home and [yourname]sleep for a hundred years
- loki’s terrible overcomplicated plans
- heimdall commits treason every single day and nobody has ever even thought of trying to stop him
- odin’s vault is full of things that should not be kept together/anything lost (e. g. “where’s my other sock??” “odins vault probably”)
- gET HELP MY BROTHER HE’S DYING (loki flies through the air)
- probably the asgardian version of yeet tbh
technically we’re ALL, always LARPing, because the Self is only a construct,
I want a new character
Then make one.



