karshmallow:

stuffnuts:

karshmallow:

you know whats a good trope? when a character sarcastically says “what should we do? [proposes outlandish and foolish plan]” and the next scene is them mid-execution of said outlandish and foolish plan

this is exactly the scene i was thinking of when i wrote this post thank you very much

yoshthethird:

gar-dev-oir:

stratosphere-awakening:

gingerlicious69:

es-peons:

mattchewpicchu:

flowerybeards:

lifeisawalnut:

onyxdepths:

starkyshark:

may-the-sporks-be-with-you:

minityleroakley:

A bitch just wants to suck dick

a bitch just wants his dick sucked

a bitch just wants attention

a bitch just wants chicken nuggets

a bitch just wants to go back to sleep

A bitch wants to know how to make colorful baby texts like that

A bitch just wants cuddled

A bitch just wanna be financially secure

A bitch just wants a good GPA

A bitch just wants to be LOVED

A bitch just wants to be liked back for once

A bitch

Giovanna Garzoni

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sonnet20:

pinkfloralcake:

sonnet20:

aprilslady:

steveisabisexual:

flawedvictori:

the-daisy-anon:

sonnet20:

sonnet20:

my friend just asked me for fashion advice and i sent her 3 links to “things women love to wear that men hate” articles. i hope i’ve done my service well.

for the lesbians out there who don’t want men hitting on them but still want to attract girls, here are things women like that men hate. almost all of these are featured on multiple articles.

•wedge sneakers

•open-side shirts

•bright lipstick

•high waisted pants or skirts

•pantsuits

•hair bows

•oversized sweaters

•uneven dresses

•peplums

•big sunglasses

•rompers

•overalls

•bangles

•leather pants

•flip flops

•crop tops

•baggy pants

•chokers

•lace-up tops

•strapless shirts or dresses

•bold floral prints

•clothes with ruffles

!!!!

Why are men so boring, every one of these is a goddamn Look.

im sorry but??? if you remove all these what’s left??????

Also:

-Floppy hats

-Asymmetric dresses (ie: my love in life)

-“Boyfriend” blazers

-Retro bikinis

^^^^ yes those were all in the articles too thanks for the addition! (and for those who don’t know “retro” bikinis basically refers to high-waisted ones 👌)

i made an outfit generator based on this post and let me tell you every single outfit is fierce:

there are like literally millions of combinations because math wowow !

you can view it on this post (not the dashboard/mobile) or play it here, if you’re on a flash-enabled device (｡’▽’｡)♡

//scratch.mit.edu/projects/embed/240522428/?autostart=false

lomasdope:

a relationship with a good flirt to roast ratio