chickenkeeping:

secret..,.,,.,

i gasped!!!

[24/?] (insp.)

not-in-front-of-the-klingons:

not-in-front-of-the-klingons:

On new years eve here in New Zealand some people built a sandcastle island complete with a picnic table when the tide was out so that when the tide came back in they would have their own private island and therefor not be subject to the local liquor ban.

Good Job New Zealand

you forgot the best part:

raspberryrose6:

“There’s no place like home!”

Source: raspberryrose6

rythen:

The onion isnt even in the vicinity of fucking around

Source: 30-minute-memes

turing-tested:

vriskerly-actions:

turing-tested:

turing-tested:

this close to putting hot sauce on my toes

i. forgot to give context for this

what context could you possibly give that would make this any better

my cats biscuit and gravy are aggressive toe biters and they will stop at nothing to attain the experience of feet in their mouth

scotchtapeofficial:

rcktpwr:

a boy of dust..

if they keep shaking him he’ll crumble completely

i did math on the ladder in metal gear solid 3 snake eater

captainkupo:

mmx4:

mmx4:

naked snake climbs 3 bars in a single second

the entire climb takes 1 minute and 47 seconds

this means he climbed a total of 321 bars

if naked snake is 6′5″ then that means he is roughly the height of 5 bars on the ladder

with the knowledge that there are 321 bars, and each 5 bars are roughly 77 inches tall, we can say snake climbed 411.95 feet worth of ladder

that’s 2 ½ original godzillas

visual representation by /u/jessegammons:

WHAT A THRILL

snugz:

kirklanddryersheet:

gimme-da-memes-b0ss:

Bulbasaur was never the same after that day 🐉

Omg omg I got a bulbasaur at build a bear and I was kinda embarrassed about buying it for myself and stuff but there weren’t any other kids in the store or shoppers for that matter and the girl helping me said she was glad to here it was for me as she collects some plushies and has her own bulbasaur.

Well she was almost done stuffing him and then I noticed that you can put scents in your bear and fucking love cotton candy and the girl basically car salesmen style sold me on the scent pad and asked where I wanted the scent to go

And I didn’t know where it should go but she herself being quite the plushie enthusiast was like “you’re gonna hug him a lot right? may I reccomend right here” and pointed to his forehead

So I was like “awe cute yeah that sounds good” (my bulbasaur is totally stuffed mind you and I even had her make him extra firm )

and then the girl rolls up her sleeves and was like “alright bulbasaur! Here we go! I apologize in advance but this is gonna look very inappropriate!”

And she fisted my super full bulbasaur all the way to her elbow saying sorry to him and to me over and over again. It took her several tries to get the scent pad in place since my bulbasaur was so stuffed and she looked like she was straining and saying “I don’t know why they didn’t think about this design more, so many parents are gonna complain about this one day, I know it”

So all in all this was the best build a bear experience I’ve had since I was a little kid and I love my fat, cotton candy scented, anally inclined bulbasaur to pieces

Every time I see this post I cant stop fucking laughing

Source: gimme-da-memes-b0ss

softbutchtaako:

transphantom:

transphantom:

transphantom:

I found Travis Mcelroy’s myspace and I don’t think mortal eyes were ever meant to see these photos

We have this classic profile pic

????

GRIFFIN???

GRIFFIN?? JUSTIN???

& my personal favorite:

JUSTIN WAS LINKED IN HIS CONNECTIONS AND THIS IS HIS PROFILE

TWO OF THE SAME PIC WITH THAT CAPTION ON ONE OF THEM AND NOTHING ELSE

i feel the need to point out that in the picture of him with the underwear, travis is cosplaying as Quailman, from the cartoon Doug, who is a superhero Doug imagines himself as in stressful situations

just, like, to make a bit more sense of it