there aren’t enough posts going around about the swedish cryptid known as the skvader which is a rabbit with pheasant wings and also a very good boy.
like this one dude just made a fake taxidermy and spread it around as a hoax for a good ass while and it lead to this really cool fantasy creature and i am genuinely dissapointed that it never gets used in anything
THE BOY
Rabbirds, by the amazing @tkingfisher/Ursula Vernon (source).
The lack of skvaders is particularly frustrating when you realize it forms the third point of a wonderful cryptid trifecta.
You got the jackalopes, which are rabbits with antlers.
And you got the wolpertingers, which are rabbits with antlers and wings.
And then… what? Do you escalate? That’s unbalanced, those two rabbit cryptids don’t have the same number of extra things, the wolpertinger is clearly the jackalope But More.
BUT with the skvader on the other side, balance is restored. Antler rabbit, winged rabbit, winged antler rabbit. It’s a classic Venn diagram of imaginary lapine beasts, and it’s only complete if you acknowledge the fucking skvader.
Good thing Ursula’s got our back, at least.
This is a really excellent point and I applaud your advancements in Cryptid Theory.
i think you’re lowballing the furry art amount tbh
I’m sorry for the inaccuracies, Doctor Yiff
no matter how I respond to this I don’t look good, well played. i walked right into that
Well, furry artists are typically more competent and courteous than your average doctor, so I can see that.
Did you just legitimately tell me that a person who draws wolf ass is more competent than a dude who spent 8+ years in a university to give you your lung transplant?
doctors are bullshit and furry artists perform an infinitely more valuable service to society compared to them
You will die in 7 days
It took doctor’s like 10 years to diagnose what was wrong with me, some insisting I was faking for attention while a furry artist I knew just went “that sounds like crohn’s” after hearing me complain once and ended up being right
Also I can’t go to a doctor and ask them to draw Rouge the Bat wider than she is tall with tits to match, now can I
she’s a stray and i gave her food and she’s been hanging around our house for 6 hours now
she is…. so cute… so friendly
BIG NEWS
the kitty came back today………….i brought it inside in a separate room and made an appointment with the vet
he’s a baby boy, about 8 months
no chip
fleas and ear mites
not neutered
most likely a stray
HES MY BOY NOW AND HIS NAME IS PEPPER!!!!!!!
its been about 3 months now since i adopted pepper, heres some facts
he loves tummy rubs but not when hes playful cos then its a game if he can catch your fingers and get them in his mouth
he’s very chatty, hes always chirping but almost never full meows
his shitty short tail is bent in like 4 places but you can’t even tell from all the fluff
he doesn’t like being held much, but he’s getting better at letting you know he wants down instead of just using your chest as a kick board and blasting off
pounces on anything that moves
jumps like 4 feet in the air and does a back flip
likes nibbling on everything. never bites down hard but will definitely give you a little light gnawing
favorite spot to sleep is on my desk behind my cintiq
purrs so much. so much
the vacuum isn’t powerful enough to lift his fur off my carpet
used to be weirded out by head kisses, would avoid them at all costs, but now he seems to be warming up to the kisses
Mongolians are cool because they’ve merged their traditional and modern ways of life so rather than having poverty due to losing all their important skills they just live in their yurts with their cows and 827474874mbs internet
sure their GDP in dollars is low but when you can survive like your anscestors did it doesn’t mean anything, nothing wrong with adding a motorcycle and wifi into the mix
Everyone should live like their ancestors did 1000 years ago but with the addition of wifi tbh
Adapt. Survive.
this is the single most inspiring piece of information I have yet to come across in all my moments in this world
Dama Cherepaha 