Sometimes gay ships are incredibly straight if you know what I mean
Like those ships where its two male characters who have zero chemistry and barely spoke in canon but every single person ships them so you cant say anything bad abt it even though you know people really only ship them because they’re the two most conventionally attractive male characters to force together so female fans can quench their thirst for yaoi
*stares violently at the wwe fandom*
Ive gotta say this takes the cake for the most unexpected comment on this post
This is the purest, most beautiful thing I have ever seen in the entire world. What a wonderful experience wow honestly what a privilege to be graced with this sweet perfect thing at 4:14 in the morning
This is still so beautiful to me…I’m in tears again
Cronch cronch cronch
I hope everyone who sees this has a moment like this in their own life today. Snuggle in somewhere comfy, and have a snack.
Men like to believe theyd be great in apocalypse scenarios but they dont even know how to sew
Some male friends of mine were once talking about how useful they’d be in an apocalypse, and I pointed out that as a weaver and sewer and maker of stuff, I’d be pretty damn useful and they tried to tell me they could just loot clothes from WalMart and they’d be fine. As if WalMart has endless supplies without weekly deliveries.
So just last night a friend of mine was talking about who he’d round up in the event of a zombie apocalypse and how I’m his go-to farmer on account of I know how to keep an entire homestead up and running and we’re talking about what kind of resources I’d need to keep a colony of about 50-ish people alive and i bring up what all goes into processing wool for clothing and such and he just kind of stops me like ‘wait, wait, we don’t need to do all of that because we can scavenge for clothes we don’t need to be able to make them’ and i’m just like, ‘dude, that works in the short-term maybe but if this community is going to be sustainable you’ve gotta have people whose job it is to make clothes and blankets and shit’
also cloth rots pretty quickly when left exposed to the elements and after the first few years or so anything we manage to scavenge isn’t going to be wearable anymore and anywho we’ve got to teach the kids everything or they’re not gonna know what to do some decades down the line when everything’s too rusted or rotted out to be of any practical use anymore, etc etc, and he’s reckoning that things like woodworking and smithing and ranching are more important than say, cleaning or cooking or dairying and meanwhile i’m just smh may all the gods have mercy on this poor fool
He also balked when i brought up how to run a laundry and what all was needed to make everyday shit like soap and toothpaste – like dude, you think this is going to be all about hunting and scavenging and being neato manly-man drifters like in the walking dead let me teach you a thing about keeping a village alive and healthy for more than a week man most of it is shit you keep thinking is non-essential on account of it being “women’s work” or “simple chores” that’re actually pretty labor-intensive and take time, training, knowledge, and practice to do successfully, let alone well, and are 100% absolutely necessary work in order for you to have any reasonably good quality of life after the world ends
A small, snow-white piece of the entity known as Qosm, the “Great Whole”. While attuned to this item, the user may cast Crown of Madness, Evard’s Black Tentacles, and Darkness at their lowest level at-will. Once per day, the attuned creature may cast the spell Crown of Stars as a 7th level spell.
Gaodhan Pendant:
Wonderous Item, very rare, requires attunement
A circular silver pendant, with the words “Fear the Deep, Fear the Darkness” written on it in Deep Speech. A creature who does not know Deep Speech may translate the inscription with a successful DC17 Intelligence check.
While attuned to this item, the wearer is proficient in Deep Speech, and may cast the spells Cause Fear, Fear, Darkness, and Watery Sphere spells at will.
Petrified Amygdala:
Wonderous Item, rare, requires attunement
A small stone vaguely similar in shape to an almond. Said to be taken from the brains of petrified corpses, this item acts as a buffer against preternatural fear.
When attuned to this item, the wearer is immune to spells or effects that would frighten it.
Essence of Faatus:
Wonderous Item, very rare, requires attunement
A capsule containing the ever-polymorphic essence of the Outer God Faatus. When attuned to this item, the wearer may cast the spell creation at-will. However, whenever this item is used in this way, the caster must roll on the Wild Magic Surge at the beginning of every turn for one minute.
Sanguine Surgical Gloves:
Wonderous Item, very rare, requires attunement
A pair of formerly pristine gloves used by the doctors and surgeons of the Church of Astral Knowledge, forever stained by the blood of countless patients.
While attuned to this item, a creature may use a bonus action to “observe” a creature, requiring the target to make a DC 17 Wisdom save. If the creature fails, the attuned user may then add an additional 6d6 damage of the appropriate damage tag to their next physical attack against the targeted creature.
Additionally, an attuned creature may use an action to cast life transference at 3rd level a number of times equal to their Wisdom modifier. The attuned creature may do so again after a long rest.
These items were heavily inspired by the stories of H.P. Lovecraft, as well as my own currently renewed interest in the lore and gameplay of Bloodborne. This is only the first of (hopefully) many items relating to my primordial abominations, so hopefully these add an eerie element to your games!
Dama Cherepaha 