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vidaliaistranscendent:

shortandsharp:

celebrityho:

barapocalypse2017:

Bears: I’m going as a lumberjack this Halloween

The Entire LGBT Community:

Bottoms: I’m going to wear Arianna bunny ears for Halloween

The entire LGBT community:

Muscle gays: I’m going in something that requires eyeliner and no shirt

The entire LGBT community:

Straights: I’m going as Harley Quinn and my boyfriends the joker!

The entire LGBT+ community:

tree-of-blue-squirrel:

the1timelady:

jayjaysingh:

daveandjadeotp:

jetgreguar:

i’ve been comprimised 

i laughed for about 349583492547252 years

I’ve waited 2 years for this post to hit my dash again. Totes worth it

It get better this guy, he wanted to work for the police but they didnt want him because he was to “unfit” now he spends his freetime trolling and running from the police. he is by now a pretty famous comedian and just to show you

thats him dressed up as sonic and blocking real trafic photograph machines and stuff

thats him spraying a guy who smokes in a zone where its forbiden with a fire extungisher

blocking the street with a DIY railway

blind man driving

AND as a snail on a speedway

the backstory behind these is far funner than the stuff he does

Source: 4gifs

voidbat:

stephendann:

darkestelemental616:

borealaries:

theresoneofyou:

princezane:

latessitrice:

absinthenoir:

fuckrealityihaveablog:

I want a story about an Italian vampire.

No romance, no action.

Just 200 pages of “What do you mean, I can’t have garlic? Do you know where I’m from?”

TBH I think the main issue would be the mirror thing

have you ever met an Italian man

the amount of time they spend looking in the mirror jfc

#the more you think about it the more all vampire rules are just anti-italian rules#can’t go out in sunlight?? IN ITALY???#Can’t go near crucifixes? IN ITALY???

a bunch of pissed off vampires stuck in Venice because they can’t go over moving water

Not to victim blame, but you’d have to be a pretty bad Italian to even get turned into a vampire in the first place.

the only two places practically immune to vampires are texas and italy

Let me tell you of A Thing.

Lithuania has no vampires, I guarantee it.

Lithuania has one vampire, and let me tell you, she’s gonna be FURY UNLEASHED once someone gets her out of the centre of that crossterfuck of a burial point.

cackled and kicked my feet at “crossterfuck” oh my god

waterbasedlubricant:

groot-scamander:

an-gremlin:

octoberfutch:

kvngkoala:

caramelmacchiatoshawty:

amroyounes:

Capitalism at its best.  Some role models we should all consider.  I am a fan of Hagen Daz, but after reading this, I need to get me some Cherry Garcia!

I just need to work for them tbh 

And they openly support Black Lives Matter. They are GOLD ❤️

they also have an AMAZING dairy free almondmilk ice cream. changed my life

They’ve also gone in front of congress to testify that every shitty business’s claims that minimum wage hikes are bad are complete bullshit

Ben and Jerry have also been arrested for peaceful protest at least one time, so we know they’re the coolest

Wholesome Ice Cream post

Source: amroyounes

sprachtraeume:

bigsmoike:

friendly-neighborhood-patriarch:

bigsmoike:

friendly-neighborhood-patriarch:

sighinastorm:

turtrussel:

friendly-neighborhood-patriarch:

heatandapathy:

libertarirynn:

friendly-neighborhood-patriarch:

I’m at an Italian restaurant now. They’re a local chain and my dad did good work for the founder. I told them my name and I got a private booth with a bottle of Sicilian wine “complements of the family”.

I was met by the owner and I said I was graduating law school soon. He patted me on the back and said “we might have some work for you”

What is this

You’re about to become a consigliere for The Godfather.

These words are going to be typed out by a court reporter some day.

Hardly. This isn’t the 50s

Duhnuhnuh MOB LAWYER!

I agree with Rynn!  You are being groomed to serve The Family.

They gave me a basket of cheesy bread without promoting and I don’t even have to breathe and the servers ask if I’m happy.

Let me reiterate. My dad is a doctor. He treated the wife of the founder and she responded very well. He’s a doctor. Nothing more.

A mob doctor. He fixes up gunshot wounds

He’s a Neurologist!

Gunshot wounds to the nerves

Looks like this post is gonna be evidence for a future legal case