You befriend the one goth kid at your school; after a bit of bonding and sleepovers, you find out he’s actually a 300,000 year old lich king who kind of gave up on the whole undead necromancer business.
Next time you go walking around barefoot in the water…
NOPE
No worries, that’s a Bobbit Worm. They live on the ocean floor, and unless you’re able to withstand a ton of pressure, you likely wouldn’t have your toesies nipped off by one since they live deeper than people walk on the ocean floor.
Bobbit Worms are kinda cool. And they were named after Laurena Bobbit, who cut off her abusive husband’s penis and threw it out of her car window as she drove off.
“Ohhh silent hill is trending!! I know it’s another stupid pachinko thing but I hope maybe they’re gonna put PT back up or-“
Konami is just intentionally screwing with Silent Hill and MGS fans at this point to rub in our faces they intend to burn all their beloved franchises to the ground in the pursuit of money.
I’m surprised they let Snake back in Smash Bros. Then again, his ass is now flat as a pancake…
“Joker is so funny!!1!1!! 🤣🤣🤣 He’s one of my favorite villains because he’s not even a real bad guy lolz he’s just a weirdo hahaha 👏👏👏 He’s so funny and random I love how quirky he is 😍😍😍😍😍 I hate how people say the Joker is a bad person he’s just a funny weirdo 😝😝😝”
Joker:
*Beat 15 year old Jason Todd to death with a crowbar*
*Abused and emotionally manipulated poor Harley for years*
*Shot Barbara Gordon in the spine and paralyzed her before stripping her naked and taking photos in an effort to drive Jim Gordon insane*
*Once skinned a man alive out of spite*
*In Injustice, tricked Superman into brutally murdering Lois Lane – the love of his life – as well as their unborn child*
*Literally shaved his own face off and wore it as a mask for what reason???*
*Raped a woman just to get back at her husband*
*Blew up a school building full of innocent children*
*Tortured and brainwashed 13 year old Tim Drake and turned him into Joker Jr., which deeply traumatized him to the point of having a mental breakdown*
*Literally everything that happened during the dinner scene in Death of the Family*
Whenever anyone tells me they want a “Harley to their joker” or say they identify with him I have a full body reaction and nope far away
Dama Cherepaha 