no but disturbing realistic superheroes

never-trust-anyone-over-30-000:

ookaookaooka:

Vision has no hair anywhere on his body–no armpit hair, no eyebrows, no eyelashes. No fingernails. His skin tastes like metal. Sometimes, he forgets to breathe for minutes or hours at a time.

Captain Marvel smells like burning. When you touch her, your hand comes away cold because she’s absorbed your body heat. If she gets cut, she bleeds light. She can tell you what the inside of an explosion feels like.

Bruce Banner vomits after de-hulking. His skin is always red and peeling. He looks sick, like he has a fever, and he ingests more medication than actual food. There are blisters on his lips.

Tony Stark has a huge, sunken scar on his sternum where the arc reactor was removed and his chest aches each time he takes a breath. He has callouses in odd places–so does the whole team, really–and there is a permanent bald spot on the back of his head where it has been cut open every time he gets thrown around in his suit.

Spider-Man sometimes forgets which way is up–if you put him in a room with identical walls, floor, and ceiling, he couldn’t tell you which is which. His hands and feet are prickly to the touch, even through his costume. He is very nearsighted.

The Scarlet Witch has no sense of boundaries; if you can’t tell she’s spying on your thoughts, why should she stop? She doesn’t do it out of any malicious intent, just out of curiosity and convenience. She never loses arguments.

Thor speaks about events that happened thousands of years ago as if they were last week. Cats arch their backs and stare at him. Something about him–his eyes, or his skin, or the way he moves–seems slightly off, like he doesn’t belong on Earth at all.

stuff like that.

Dr. Strange knows a lot more about the true nature of existence than he lets on. He can often be seen staring into empty spaces, speaking to himself in various ancient languages and occasionally dropping alarming phrases in English – “they will be with us soon”, “there’s not enough time remaining”, “we cannot risk angering it” – and refusing to elaborate, insisting (unconvincingly) that it’s nothing to worry about.

jeangreyce:

blackbearmagic:

moltengoldenstardust:

the-romantic-frypan:

lildreamysoul:

asa-de-ouro:

millenianthemums:

meetmeincalifornia:

masterbuildercam:

huffy-lemon:

Please be nice to moths 

They spend their whole caterpillar lives thinking theyre going to be beautiful butterflies and then they turn out ugly and everyone hates them.

Please be nice to moths

get out of here, moths are freaking gorgeous have you even seen them

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what is there to not love about moths

THE LAST ONE IS SO CUTE

​MOTHS HAVE NEVER DONE ANYTHING WRONG IN THEIR LIVES I WILL NOT STAND FOR MOTH HATE

Please destroy the idea that all months are those plain grey things that flap around your lights and make summer nights out annoying

I WANTED TO ADD MY FAV MOTH WHICH IS THE ROSY MAPLE MOTH

@satanatemymagicbeans APPRECIATE MOTHS YOU MOTH FEARING CHILD

WHO SAID MOTHS ARE UGLY I WILL F I G H T

Also, within the order Lepidoptera, which includes moths and butterflies…. moth species greatly outnumber butterfly species. 

So, statistically, it’s much more likely that a caterpillar spends its whole caterpillar life thinking it’s going to grow up to be a gorgeous, colorful, ruffed and fluffed moth like all of those above, and instead it emerges from its chrysalis (not a cocoon; that was its first mistake) as

Of course they aren’t ugly and mystical af but please don’t underestimate that some of them ARE dangerous! They can happily flap around outside but don’t let them get into your homes 😊