yo whatever happened to gladiators n coliseums n shit? when did we decide that blood sports were bad? im tryna see two men kill each other on pay per view
dont worry im a feminist id pay to see two women kill each other as well
political correctness killed the gladiatorial arena and its disgusting. fucking millennials (400 AD)
gladiators were actually very skilled and expensive to train (not to mention charismatic and popular), so they rarely fought to the death actually; it was more of a… ritualized theatrical combat
the modern equivalent you’re looking for is professional wrestling
Ok but when are professional wrestlers gonna be throwing nets and shit and using swords???
“When the weather gets cold in a few months you will complain about it then, so enjoy this heat”
I will bitch about it now, I will bitch about it then, I will bitch about everything there is ever to bitch about, because guess what, Im a bitch
I feel like this needs to be Seussified.
I will bitch about heat. I will bitch about cold. I will bitch about sunshine, and about growing old.
I will bitch about everything, inside and out. You will find there is nothing I can’t bitch about.
knife for food, knife for things that are not food, rag with rust dyed embroidery for hand wiping and nose blowing, embroidered sketchbook, dyed thread on wooden spool, three whistles for music or alert, a candle with osha, lavender and yarrow, an anti anxiety tincture, thieves oil blend solid hand moisturizer, fork, spoon, tongs for picking up things i shouldnt (too hot) (too dead), all wrapped in canvas roll up pouch!
everything was made by me except for the glass bottle!
Based on your different signs I will give you a race, Class, Sub Class , Character background and personality traits! if you have any questions on what this would mean just ask me!
Pick a race based on your moon sign
Moon in Aries: Half Orc
Moon in Taurus: Dragonborn
Pick the type of dragon born based on dom element
-Fire dom: Red dragon (fire breath)
-Water dom: Black dragon (Acid breath)
-Earth dom: White dragon (Ice Breath)
-Air dom: Blue dragon (Lighting breath)
Moon in Gemini: Half Elf
Moon in Cancer: Halfling
-Feminine sun sign: Lightfoot halfling
-Masculine sun sign: Stout halfling
Moon in Leo: Elf
-Fixed sun sign: Dawn elf
-Cardinal sun sign: Wood elf
-Mutable sun sign: Dusk elf
Moon in Virgo: Aasimar
-Fixed sun sign: Protector aasimar
-Cardinal sun sign: Scourge aasimar
-Mutable sun sign: Fallem aasimar
Moon in Libra: Aarakocra
Moon in Scorpio: Shifter
Moon in sagittarius: Genasi
-Fire dom: Fire Genasi
-Water dom: Water Genasi
-Earth dom: Earth Genasi
-Air dom: Air Genasi
Moon in Capricorn: Dwarf
-Feminine sun sign: Hill Dwarf
-Masculine sun sign: Mountain Dwarf
Moon in Aquarius: Tiefling
Moon in Pieces: Triton
Pick a class based on your sun sign
Sun in Aries: Barbarian
-Masculine moon sign: Rage Path
-Feminine moon sign: Primal Path
Sun in Taurus: Cleric
-Aries or Libra moon: Light Domain
-Taurus or Scorpio moon: War Domain
-Gemini or Sagittarius moon: Trickery Domain
-Cancer or Capricorn moon: Knowledge Domain
-Leo or Aquarius moon: Tempest Domain
-Virgo or Pieces moon: Nature Domain
Sun in Gemini: Rouge
-Fixed moon sign: Assassin
-Cardinal moon sign: Thief
-Mutable moon sign: Arcane Trickster
Sun in Cancer: Monk
-Fixed moon sign: Way of the Open Hand
-Cardinal moon sign: Way of the Shadow
-Mutable moon sign: Way of the Four Elements
Sun in Leo: Fighter
-Fixed moon sign: Battle Master
-Cardinal moon sign: Champion
-Mutable moon sign: Eldritch Night
Sun in Virgo: Wizard
-Moon in cancer or Taurus: School of Abjuration
-Moon in Capricorn or Virgo: School of Conjuration
-Moon in Gemini: School of divination
-Moon in Pieces: School of Enchantment
-Moon in leo or Aries: School of Evocation
-Moon in Aquarius or Sagittarius: School of Illusion
-Moon in Scorpio: School of Necromancy
-Moon in Libra: School of Transmutation
Sun in Libra: Bard
-Masculine moon sign: College of Valor
-Feminine moon sign: College of Lore
Sun in Scorpio: Warlock
-Fixed moon sign: The Great Old One Patron
-Cardinal moon sign: The Fiend Patron
-Mutable moon sign: The Archfey Patron
Sun in Sagittarius: Rangers
-Masculine moon sign: Hunter
-Feminine moon sign: Beast Master
Sun in Capricorn: Paladin
-Fixed moon sign: Oath of Devotion
-Cardinal moon sign: Oath of Vengeance
-Mutable moon sign: Oath of the Ancients
Sun in Aquarius: Sorcerer
-Masculine moon sign: Draconic Bloodline
-Feminine moon sign: Wild Magic
Sun in Pieces: Druid
-Feminine moon sign: Druid Circle of the Land
-Masculine moon sign: Druid Circle of the Moon
Pick a background based on your rising sign (if you don’t know it use your mercury sign)
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