gallusrostromegalus:

luxtempestas:

antenna?

check. claws?

check. nonsensical taxonomy?

check. lets roll out.

Please behold the Completely Fucking Absurd Noise these animals make, which is Almost Entirely Unlike screaming  (still loud, mind your ears) :

M A J E S T I C

vonisv:

kuueater:

do you ever wonder what happens on the non-weaboo side of tumblr

Yeah, they steal bones and argue about cartoon space rocks or something

harvestmoon420:

man i wanna be a frog with a little wizard hat on

gentle-cuddles-soft-boi:

date-a-gfd:

who will wake you up by edging you and ruining your orgasm while calling you a good boy.

Mmm… Yes please😍😜

minerva-shard:

obsceneyouth:

I wonder if they’re in love.

therealpinkranger:

with-love-niamh:

when I was 5 or 6 we had a father-daughter day at my school where you eat lunch together and play games and shit, but my dad didn’t wanna come so I went on my own. but my mum called my uncle real last minute and he immediately got off work and drove straight over to eat lunch w me so I wasn’t alone, and he even picked flowers from his garden to give to me and that’s when I realised that anyone can be a father but not everybody can be a dad

IMPORTANT DYSTINCTION.