Author: damacherepaha

rosslynpaladin:

sailorbrazil:

well it probably sounded like *loud high pitched whinny* but that is exactly what horses do when they see/smell someone they like.

lethal-cuddles:

thebloggerformerlyknownasmadcap:

thebloggerformerlyknownasmadcap:

Well, if Tumblr’s deleting our porn, there’s only one thing left to do…

Hello darkness, my old friend…

I’ve come to talk with you again

Oh hey, it’s that game I used to play when I was supposed to be studying.

theshitpostcalligrapher:

laurel-at-bay:

theshitpostcalligrapher:

oktic-oof:

theshitpostcalligrapher:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

theshitpostcalligrapher:

spectrumtwelve:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

sahara-silver:

theshitpostcalligrapher:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

theshitpostcalligrapher:

literal-cat:

theshitpostcalligrapher:

quick q bc im sorta curious, what tumblr folks do yall ship me w 

You and @biggest-gaudiest-patronuses share an energy

kjgdfhkj so many of yall are goin w gaud, it would be an amicable political marriage of shitpost nobility 

also gaud could move up here and use my country’s free healthcare so there’s that

i would totally marry you for political alliance purposes 

time for wedding planning, everyone, im taking suggestions

I made some dresses!

This is @theshitpostcalligrapher‘s dress, though irl the calligraphy would be your shitposts.

And this is Gaud’s

well now we HAVE to go through with it

Gaud IS the dress, they just found a suitable human to ferry them down the aisle

great, NOW im imagining a venom scenario where gaud simply detaches a portion of themselves in order for the vows to be done, a la eddie brock/venom as a danger noodle

lookit my little bowtie

IT TOOK ME A MOTHERFUCKING MONTH BUT I GOT IT DONE HEY @biggest-gaudiest-patronuses​ I DID THE THING I DREW US FANCY POLITICAL MARRIAGE FANTASY WEDDING CLOTHES

I DECKED U OUT IN CANADIAN COLOURS WAT DO U THINK

ok one:

this is absolutely amazing like holy fak the anatomy is awesome and the designs are amazing and just fhjsafgjhagfhagd

and two:

I’m frightened

: )

shitpost is now a form of art 

laurel that is 100% my entire goddam n value proposition

moonblossom:

lion–ness:

gotellthesea:

dendritic-trees:

knightofleo:

This is Superman.

Superman is a tiny tiny little rooster who unfortunately was a little bit stunted in the growth area when he was a little chick.   

Brother and sister, born at the exact same time.

He eventually caught up but by then the flock had basically bullied him so much for being tiny he’d been entirely ostracized and turned into a complete loner so now he has to live all by himself over with the cows, but he doesn’t care one bit because now he’s the leader of four big brown four legged chickens and honestly who can say that.

Also he’s super-cuddly.

I love him.

my name is Cow
i haf to bend
so i can see
my tiny frend
he cares for me
and all the herd 
i care for him
i lik the burd

reblogging for the poem

May this meme never, ever die.

gentleshibari:

playfully-sadistic:

goodest-boy:

being playfully bullied by a girl is…. kinda hot

playfully bullying other girls or dudes is… very hot

seeing how much they’re enjoying it is…. super hot

i-am-a-fish:

remember to pay respects to those pretending to be straight today