*drapes myself on a slab of stone while skimpily dressed* ok lets do this who brought the knife
#narnia
now wait one second
are we implying that aslan wore skimpy clothes specifically to get stabbed
as i recall, my good friend, he wore nothing whatsoever
jon im goinh to rip you apart
ok hang on let me just get nude real quick
spare me the bejestery. keep youe clothes on. ill tear you and your clothes asunder
ok im fully nude come kill me now
Jon Yoh Mother Fucker
come on hurry up im entirely and completely nude