saltria:

i-am-a-fish:

me in real life: oh uh…. I’m gay actually.. well uh – I’m actually bi..

me, here:

what the actual fUCK is UP my FELLOW GAYS???????? What are the HOMOSEXUAL HAPPENINGSSSSSS???? ????

HEY,

HEY HEY,,,,,

JUST A REMINDER THAT I’M THE PAN MAN WITH THE THICC HANDS AND IM READY, AND WILLING, TO FUCKIN SLAP