lateralfire:

filibusterfrog:

garths-mod:

filibusterfrog:

with the sucess of my last boyfriend catalogue, i thought i’d offer you guys another one

I love how most of them are like “sleek, maybe a little buff”
and then “FUCKIN MOOSE BENCH-PRESSING YOUR WHOLE BODY”

deer be like that

Red deer:

Majestic. Gallops through the trees like a woodland spirit, unburdened by the petty cares of man.

White-tailed deer:

Precious child, perfect cinnamon bun. Must be protected from this cold, harsh world.

Reindeer:

Otherworldy being. Unearthly beauty and grace, its eyes stare into your soul.

Moose:

“yeah uhh you wanna come lift with me bro? tight”