haiku-robot:

unicornempire:

oneboredjeu-mashup:

transgirlnausicaa:

this is the most lesbian cake i have ever seen

this cake just gave me a home depot gift card

This cake just offered to help me bungee cord a kayak to my subaru

this cake just offered

to help me bungee cord a kayak

to my subaru

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^Haiku^{^bot^9. I detect haikus with 5-7-5 format. Sometimes I make mistakes.}

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