iamnotswarley:

licensetocannibalize:

i love hannibal consulting at crime scenes. he doesn’t even attempt to give any sort of actual helpful information to the fbi, even though he knows exactly what is going on. he pretty much analyzes the scene, thinks to himself, “ew. gross. this smells awful. why am i such a better serial killer than everyone”, then looks to jack crawford and says some variation of “idfk bro can we call will now i just want to play with my murder husband”.

omg he literally is the dude in the murder scene going

and wonders who to feed Will that night