wildnoutinwildemount:

nottyouraveragegoblin:

I’ve been thinking back about how much I love Vox Machina and I realize that all I want now is a sitcom set in Whitestone post-campaign. Plots include:

– The episode where they figure out that Grand
Poobah was an actual title bestowed upon a leader in times of crisis in
Whitestone centuries ago. Grog now outranks the De Rolo family and he is
Determined to Have Fun

– In a similar vein: Vex legally registers Trinket
as her son. Percy desperately tries to convince her not to give him control of
Whitestone in the event of their passing.

– A rival bakery opens up shop right across the street
from the Slayers Cake. Vox Machina must engage in a bake-off against the rival
bakers to assert their dominance as Whitestone’s best bakery (they already have
it written on the sign and everything)

– One of Percy and Vex’s children starts hanging
out with Scanlan and is convinced that they want to become a bard. Percy Does
Not Approve. Scanlan sits around in their house, playing obnoxious music and
telling dirty jokes all day. Percy is Desperate to get their child to
reconsider but Vex thinks its hilarious. (I’m thinking the kid is like 6 but im
willing to negotiate that)

-Keyleth and the Sun Tree have their first fight.
Keyleth is pretty torn up about it but the rest of Vox Machina spends the
episode trying to convince everyone that she’s not just screaming at a tree.

-Just… Scanlan and Pike’s wedding… I want that
episode.

This show would 100% be done Brooklyn 99 style, right?