vampireapologist:

glumshoe:

whodecidedweneedrealityanyway:

glumshoe:

If you see me in public and recognize me, you can say hi!

But if you approach me in person and say ‘I like your shoelaces’ I am contractually obligated to slowly lower you into a vat of bubbling acid.

Please tell me you’ve made this post because someone did this

Not yet, but I am consumed with anxiety that they might.

In 2012 someone said it to me but I was at a homestuck meetup at a mall so neither of us were without sin