I have 7 hours of work left. Is it a good idea to listen to Yeah! By usher ludicris and lil John for all 7 of them? Important decision please advise.
Hour 1 review: still a good song tbh.
They say that you have to choose every day to stay committed to a marriage. Because of this, I’ve chosen not to put the song on loop, sort of signifying my 7 hour marriage to this song. I have to choose to stay committed every 4:10. This is my trial.
Something about the big “yeah” at the end of a string of “yeahs” makes me want to do big dab, but my back is to the door of the office so that’s a Bad Idea. I must resist temptation.
Hour 2: still a bop
Right at 1:30 before it says ready to leave (to leeeeave) there’s a bit that really sounds like someone is saying my name and it makes me anxious bc I just started this job and I think my coworker is going to tell me I fucked up. It gets me without fail every 4 minutes.
My favorite lyric so far is “Ludacris full cups like double ds” bc I like to think it means that Ludacris has big ole tiddies.
Hour 3: I’m going to have this song stuck in my head for the next six weeks and I’ve made my peace with it.
Lil John is the unsung hero of this song. Without him the energy levels would be a solid 7/10 but when that awful, bad, not good voice comes screaming in in the background it really just gives everything an extra boost. How does one man feel emotions with such intensity? His voice just crashes in with the perfect levels of chaotic intensity.
Hour 4:yEah YEAH YEAH.. YEAH YEAH ..(yeah)
Gonna tank the various contributions of the various artists bc I have Thoughts
3: Ludacris: his contribution is passable but nothing special. His verse flows well or whatever but frankly the verses are Uninspired. We’ve heard rappers brag about their dicks before. You gotta really bring your A game if you want to be high tier. (patrooOOOOOL)
2: Usher: that voice is cool and smooth. A balm to calm u after Lil John comes in with his Big and Wild sound. Keeps it cool and classy.
1: Per my last post, Lil John: raw, unaltered chaotic horny energy
Hour 5: ok so the biggest obstacle that I’m currently facing in my life is at the very end of the song when Ludacris (I think) does the whole “take that, rewind it back, [insert artist] has the [musical term] that make your booty go [sound effect].
But like… he calls Usher Ursher in this section? Like bitch Usher tells you exactly how to pronounce his name at the beginning of all of his songs?? How did you mess that one up?
Hour 6: a nurse was yelling at me on the phone for like 20 minutes and then I cried for a little bit so I only got like a half hour of Yeah! in, but it was a good half hour
boop BEEP boop BOOP boop BEEP boop BOOP boop BEEP boop BOOP boop BEEP boop BOOP boop BEEP boop BOOP boop BEEP boop BOOP
Hour 7: I’m so hungry but the only thing left to sustain me is Yeah! By Usher.
If I ever see usher at this point, I think me innate reflex would be to shoot on sight
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