Animals.

yourplayersaidwhat:

Me: Do you like animals?

Evil Emperor: Y-Yes. Anyways, you will burn with-

Me: Favorite Animal.

Evil: Burn with the tavern and-

Me: FAVORITE. Animal.

Evil: Red Dragon.

Me: Okay, this guy sounds pretty good to me. He likes animals.

Evil: YOU WILL ALL BURN WITH THE TAVERN AND ENTER HELL.

Me: He seems like a nice guy.